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This Edition, We Explore Belize and Cozumel Mexico - Our Winter 2002 Cruise Holiday. E N J O Y ! ! !

Belize Photogallery

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2002 Winter Holiday Photo Gallery

Winter Holiday 2002 Review

I enjoyed a pleasant winter holiday in Florida, Belize and Mexico recently, and wanted to share the details with you.

 

I flew to Tampa Florida, where I picked up a rental SUV at Alamo, for the one day rate of $60.00, including drop off in Miami the next day - where I would be departing on a holiday cruise with my friend Mary Towler - Ms. Buffalo Soldier 2002.

 

Mary and I have traveled to Miami previously, so the ride from Tampa is usually lively and filled with lots of catch up girl chat of course; and a few tad bits on our travel plans and expectations.

 

Since we were going on a cruise, which was due to depart at 4pm, we had to get to Miami's Pier no later than 3pm or we'd possibly be denied boarding. Astonishing things happen when the right combination of circumstances and chance are shaken into the cocktail we all call the departure window.

 

Mary and I drove out of Tampa in a cold blowing rain late, around 10:15am; knowing all the time we'd be on the road had to be serious business and no time for gas pump games. The rain increased as we headed further south. Mary pushed the Montero hard and fast at a steady 80mph. I watched for the marked and unmarked FSP cars attentively, knowing that if they stopped us with all this luggage and the story about getting to a cruise; we'd be facing a long wait beside the road, and no cruise.

 

just as we approached Naples, the highway forced us off to the two lane side drive, which was impossibly blocked by hundreds of cars all equally pissed at this unannounced detour. We found out that the Highway was closed for the filming of a movie. A Movie..What. Oh Damn, what a detour like this cost in time, became the chief focus. the time was approaching 1pm and we were fixated at getting back on the road for the other half of our journey to our journey. and guess what, we now see the yellow light on for Petrol and no station in sight. we ask a road flager who points us to the next corner where we find a petrol station shortly thereafter, Thank God. we followed the traffic in a poorly marked circuitous pattern which eventually pissed us off enough that we followed a FSP Car back onto the road some mile down. this little unplanned detour cost us about 60 grey hairs and 30 minutes that we didn't have. Oh what to do, what to do. we need a miracle, and somewhere there is one for us, we are sure.

 

Mary tells me to dial her friend in Miami, Rejee' who lives near the port. I call, he answers in a smooth low professional tone that totally disarms me. I hand the phone to Mary very quickly, she laughs and says, " Hey,, we're on the way to Miami and we need to know what's the quickest cut off to get to the port by 3pm, and we're just leaving Naples, getting ready to hit Alligator Alley ". the instructions are to follow the alley all the way through to the airport and 85, then to call back. she hangs up and hands the phone back to me. the rain begins to torrent and we must cut our speed down to almost nothing because there is -0- visibility. God is surely controlling this, I think to myself careful not to say anything aloud to Mary. I say instead, we really don't have anytime to go to the airport and the pier, we can only do one, so we need a way to drop off the car, and get to the pier. Do You think Rejee' will meet us at the airport in Miami and then take us to the Pier ? Mary says, call Rejee' back and ask him. I pick up the phone to dial and there is no dial tone. Oh God a no tower drop out area, not even analog is working. what to do, what to do. Mary continues to drive as fast as she can, increasing her speed to the legal limit, as the rain begins to abate.

 

Finally the phone gets a signal and I immediately push the re dial and call Rejee'. Rejee' answers the phone, I say, "Hello, this is RE, Mary's friend, I wonder if you could do us a huge favor Please ? could you meet us at Alamo near the airport and then take us to the pier so that we won't miss our cruise ? " Rejee' is so charming. His laugh takes me to a place of comfort that accompanied us all the way to the pier; when he dropped us off and hugged us good bye and bon voyage. He says sure, just give him a call as we are about 20 minutes away from the airport on I85. I thank him and hang up.

 

first off, I do not know this man, and have never met him, so the fact that he is doing this for us is like a miracle in itself. and since he is available to us on a monday afternoon when most folks are working is really the blessing. Rejee' is assuring us that this trip will get better and to just keep heading south toward the sun. Mary is blazing past countless FSP and Indian Police traps almost sight unseen somehow. the rain is letting up and the time is approaching 2pm. we are nearing the end of alligator alley and that still leaves us a hour out of Miami, the other side of Ft Lauderdale. I ask Mary, Do You think we'll make it ? She laughs and says what choice do we have. I start thinking,, oh God now we don't have anytime to go to the airport at all to drop off the car if we want to get to the pier before the embarkation closes at 3:30pm. I push the button on the phone and Rejee' answers. I ask him " Rejee' we won't make it to the airport, can you take us to the pier and return the car to the airport for us Please.." Rejee' Laughs and says sure, come on, call me when you get to the bridge near 41st". I laugh and say thank you and then hang up and tell Mary. She laughs and we continue blazing the trail to Miami and our cruise.

 

when we get to I85 near 95th st, I call Rejee', he answers, I tell him where we are, and he says that he will be standing downstairs by his gate for us when we get there. Mary makes the quick turn off and onto the Intercostal. she turns into a gated community, and standing at the end of the road is a tall dark handsome man who obviously must be Rejee'. Mary pulls the truck to a stop. Rejee' opens the door, Mary gets out, he hugs her, and she gets in the back and he gets into the drivers seat for the quick trip to the pier. Rejee' looks at me and says, " Well How do you do (in Spanish) and I answer, Just a Fine as You Sir " We both laugh, and then he begins to speak spanish, which instantly elicits a spanglish response from Me. Mary cracks up, saying RE, stop blowing up this mans head please. Rejee' looks at me and smiles that magical smile, and I just melt. He is truly our Miracle for this day.

 

He smoothly crosses Biscayne and enters the port. we look for the signs indicating which berths for which ships. I have been told that the NCL Sea departs from pier 12. we turn into pier 12 and find the NCL Majesty. Rejee' and the porter exchange pleasantrys in spanish, we then get back into the truck and cross the pier road onto the other side to the pier for the NCL Sea. When we arrive the pier is empty. there are a few porters standing, as well as several uniformed INS guards and someone from the cruise line who appears to be greeting and checking in passengers; while alerting the pier check in desk as to new arrivals for check in and boarding. we remove the bags from the truck, Rejee' hugs Mary, and then he hugs me. I ask him to get a copy of the receipt for the car and give him a $10. bill for gas for returning the car. I also say to him that I will be thinking about him while I am on my cruise and will bring him back something nice when we return. I ask him if he will be picking us up when we return and he says "Of Course, what time - oh just call me when you get off the ship, I'm just across the bridge" I am so relieved to hear that, and to be at the pier. It is about 3:15pm and I have actually made it. God what a Miracle.

 

Mary and I are escorted to the door of the embarkation terminal by the young man checking the passenger manifest. We are greeted by two young INS Agents and directed to the check in desks straight ahead. We move forward as fast as we can with the load that we are carrying on ourselves, in addition to our 6 pieces of baggage taken by the porters. We sign the forms for embarkation, present our passports and cruise tickets and are given okay to board. we walk gingerly toward the escalator, which leads us up to the concrete walkway and jet way leading to the ships gangway. when we arrive at the top of the escalator we are greeted by a smiling guard for the cruise line who checks our departure tickets and points us onto the gangway. when we cross into the ship's main entry foyer on main deck we are greeted by several young friendly faced white gloved stewards; who take our hand luggage and guide us to our cabin.

 

Mary and I are so glad to just be onboard that when we reach our cabin, we thank the steward and close the door to the cabin just to let the reality that we made it, really sink in. as is customary with me, I immediately went into the bathroom and began my enjoyment of the ships fine onboard plumbing facilities. Mary turned on the TV and inspected the ships newspaper, The Freestyle Daily; which was left on the table between our beds. I had been told that there would be a Exotic Floral Arrangement and a Bon Voyage Basket in our Cabin when we arrived. The Flowers were there, but they were labeled for Mary, Instead of Me, even though I received the Bill, and not ever an apology or a card. there was also a card on the vanity indicating that Mary was having a special occasion celebration, and to present the card to the Maitre'D in the dining room when she was ready for it. only one problem with this, it was not Mary's special occasion It was Mine and it was ordered well in advance like the flowers.

 

Suddenly there was a knock at the door of our cabin, and I exited the bathroom to open the door to be greeted by our cabin steward team, Grace and the gentleman who became a pain and will remain nameless and mentioned infrequently, due to our dissatisfaction with his manners and etiquette in regards to our cabin and us as guests. I opened the door and said to Mary that the cabin stewards wanted to say hello. She looked at them while sitting on the end of her bed, and said Hello. Grace replied in a friendly manner, and he said something which was basically unintelligible. I said Hello and thank you and then closed the door. Mary and I were famished from the road drama, and decided to follow our original plan and go upstairs to enjoy the buffet at the Lido Cafe on the pool deck. We left our purses and carry-on luggage in our cabin, in our closets and on the bed; Proceding out of the cabin with our Life Jackets for the Safety Drill, which was underway. I locked the door on departing and We proceeded up the hallway toward the main elevator foyer midship on main deck, where our cabin was located.

 

When we passed through the hallways we noticed that luggage was being dropped off to the cabins in our hallway. we continued on, entering the foyer. we took the main elevators up to the pool deck; where we joined the thong of embarkation revelers who spilled out of the elevators; dancing and singing. all enjoying the on deck drink specials and entertaining games being led by George the band master and the cruise directors staff. It was loud, lively and a bit too much for me. Mary watched the dance contest and laughed, she suggested that we would probably enjoy ourselves a bit more inside where there was a place to sit down and talk without hollering at each other. I spotted the Lido Cafe and headed straight there. the buffet was in full swing and the cooks were busy preparing pans of stir fried pork and veggies, chicken pasta salad and fried red snapper escovitch. I sat down at a table near the windows allowing for a great unobstructed view while we were cruising out of port, momentarily.

 

I suggested Mary go ahead and get her food, and that I would sit here and hold the table, and take a few photos. Mary returned with a gorgeous plate of veggies, chicken salad and fried red snapper. Oh boy red snapper, the fish that I love best in the whole world. when I entered the line I saw the fish on the plates of the other diners and became more excited as I neared the serving station, where the Fish was being served. when I went to get the fish, the pan was empty. I saw the cook standing there cooking more and I asked if I could have some. I looked at his name tag, as is an old habit when someone tells me something like this; and he said to come back in a few minutes for it. I left with a small plate of chicken salad, highly anticipating the red snapper. I ate the chicken salad and waited for the line to thin down, about 10 minutes or so, and then I returned to the line for my red snapper.

 

when I reached the pan again, it was empty. I asked the same cook - Marco, may I have my fish please ? he looked at me and said it's all gone. I looked him in the eye and said, " But you asked me to come back in a little while and get some when you had completed cooking it ". He was at the time sautéing more red snapper, and placing it in another full to the brim hotel pan. He said to me, the fish is all gone Madam, and we are closed. We are cooking for dinner now Madam. I asked him if I could have a piece of the fish in the pan in front of him, and he said No, "It is for tonight's dinner Madam, and I cannot give it to you ". I was infuriated. how could he tell me to come back to get my food and then cook more in front of me and tell me that I can't have any. This made absolutely no sense at all. I asked the waitress, a lovely south African girl; if she could get the manager. She rushed off to find him, apparently sensing that this cook had made a mistake and not wanting to be included in it.

 

a few moments later, a rather serious looking gentleman appeared at my table, with the waitress. He said his name was Reuben and that he was the manager of the restaurant, He apologized for the treatment, and wanted to help me get what I wanted. he asked me what had occurred and I told him my version. he asked me to go with him up to the station where the cook was who had tricked me. I went with him and pointed the man out. Reuben asked him if this was true, and Marco said yes. Reuben asked him to open the pan of fish, which was still sitting there, and to put some on a plate for me. I told Reuben that I didn't want any food that I had to argue over. He again apologized.

 

Reuben told the cook to see him in the kitchen immediately. I thanked Reuben and went back to the table. My first bad food experience, and the ship hasn't sailed yet, what worse could happen, oh God don't ask because it will, and with this Norwalk virus thin going on I should be careful what I eat anyway, so maybe this is a blessing in disguise. either way, I didn't get my fish, and I wouldn't be satisfied until I did, and it wouldn't be on this ship, Fortunately.

 

I sat at the table with Mary, who was enjoying small key lime cheese cake squares and cookies; and I drank ice tea and watched as the ships passengers eagerly awaited embarking on our five day holiday in the Yucatan coastal waters. various passengers sat down to chat with us, at the other end of the table. Dawn and her dad Jack were the first of many very pleasant co travelers that would share their opinions of freestyle cruising with us during this holiday week sailing. Mary and I heard the announcement for sailing and the steam horns bellowed our impending departure. the cruise director began to incite the throngs of excited passengers on the pool deck; sitting and dancing in a misty rain, to chant at the carnival ship moored directly behind us, " You're On The Wrong Ship,," they hollered it over and over and louder and louder, never getting a reply from the passengers on the deck of the carnival ship; watching all the revelry on the pool deck of the boisterous NCL Sea. The Bon Voyage was the drink of the day at $6.95 in a plastic souvenir glow in the dark hurricane glass. the one that I had, was strong enough to last me until we went to our cabins for bed that night after dinner. It was one of the few drinks that I had onboard, and I made sure that I went to this bar always because they really make a good drink, and don't skimp on the friendliness either.

 

I took my drink and went back into the enclosed section of the pasta cafe on the starboard side of the ship and enjoyed the views of Miami as we sailed out in a light misty rain. it was a grey day in Miami, and we were headed for the sun. Reuben spotted me sitting there alone, since Mary had left to go to inspect the ship and scout out the dining spot for tonight. He came over and asked if there was anything that I'd like and I thanked him for his kindness and told him that I'd possibly be back later for the pasta cafe. He told me that he was the Maitre'D for the Pasta Cafe and that if I'd like he'd be happy to set a table on reserve for Me. I thanked him again for his kindness, and agreed to come back later to enjoy the pasta fresco dining experience before the end of the cruise.

 

I decided to go back to the cabin, and as I did I met Mary in the hallway also headed that way. We arrived at the cabin to find the door to our cabin, which we had locked - standing wide open. Our belongings that we had left in the cabin included our purses, my lap top and many various electronics. it was another unnerving experience, and we had barely left Miami. I called the Main Desk and spoke to one of the pursers on duty. she was friendly and suggested that I come and get two new key cards for our room, and take an inventory of our belongings to discover if anything was missing. I told her that I would come for the key cards immediately, and that we'd get back to her with a list of anything missing. We were to put it mildly Uncomfortable with the situation since we still hadn't gotten our luggage and our room was already broken into, and I'd already had trouble with the dining situation. We laid on our beds and talked about what we were feeling. we took inventory and didn't find anything immediately missing and decided to try to locate our Bon Voyage Basket. I went to the Main Desk and was directed to the office of the Head Purser - Lynn. a lovely and efficient English woman who ran the ship from behind a desk with a glass wall invisible to the throngs outside in the main deck foyer midship. Lynn called the ships receiving room, they didn't think they had it. she then called the ships security office, and they said they didn't have it. she then suggested that she could send someone down to ships store and have a search run through the many packages that had been brought onboard by the longshoremen and were still awaiting delivery. That Lynn she is truly the one to find a needle in a haystack. I sat in her office while she looked in the pursers office store and still it wasn't located.

 

Lynn suggested that she could have it located and return it to my cabin before dinner at 8pm. I thanked her and went back to the cabin again. I got my cell phone and went up on deck and called the Bon Voyage Specialist in Miami, to inquire about the package, and it's delivery. I reached the ever bubbly Shelly, who assured me that the package was onboard, and if they didn't find it, to let her know when we returned to Miami. She is a wonderful resource and I am so very happy that I found her in the internet cruise forums. Folks don't normally get cell phone range up to 2 hrs outside of Miami, especially on a Cruise Ship; but I have a great phone and was still running on Miracles obviously. Mary was passed out, and I soon did the same thing. we slept for about an hour. when I awoke to the sound of the phone ringing in our cabin, it was Lynn letting me know that our Bon Voyage was en route to our cabin. Yahoooooo !!!!!. I then called the Main Desk to inquire about the refrigerator that we had ordered, and was told that one of the housekeeping supervisors, Ed - was getting it ready to come up to our cabin. fantastique. just as the Bon Voyage Arrived, so did the Fridge and then the Luggage. it was a busy 30 minutes and when it was over, we were ready to go freestyle ourselves.

 

Mary and I unpacked and stored our belongings neatly, and decided to go to the four seasons dining room for dinner before the 10pm cut-off. it was now approaching 8pm and time to get ready for dinner. Little did I know, Mary had scooped out a free run tasting at the Duty Free, oh yes I said Free. Mary Dressed and went to the Rum Tasting, while I got dressed, and then came back to report on the ship's festivities and happenings. It was all on, from what she reported, and I was ready for it. We stepped out of our cabin, put the do not disturb sign in our door, (for what good that does) and pulled the door shut, checking it both to make sure it was really locked. We proceeded upstairs one flight midship to the Rum Tasting and Lo and Behold they were selling gold for $1.00 a inch. Forget the Rum for Me, I want to get my shop on. yes here we are at sea, and all this free liquor, food and entertainment and I want to shop. who can tell.. anyway, we taste some rum, then continue on down the hallway to the elevator near the Four Seasons Dining Room. when we arrive, at the Four Seasons there is no wait and the Maitre'D is a very friendly eastern European woman who leads us to a lovely table for two.

 

There are two gentlemen sitting at the table next to us. we introduce ourselves and they in turn say that they are Scotty and Billy. this is their first cruise on NCL and wonder if we have sailed on NCL previously. we laugh and say that we were on this ship's inaugural season sailing in 1988. Our Waiter a very pleasant and comical young man kept us well served for the entire meal. as well He made a suggestion that we have dessert in both dining rooms to see if there really is a difference. why this joke still persists at sea is beside me, since all the food basically comes out of one kitchen for all the restaurants, except the Gourmet Restaurant Le'Bistro. We laugh and decided to go to the Seven Seas restaurant around the corner to see if the dessert really is different. Scotty and Billy don't know that this really is a joke, and follow along with us. when we arrive at the Seven Seas the Maitre D' Christian, a handsome Austrian seats us at a large table with several other couples.

The waiters seem to be watching us from all over the dining room. it is then that I discover that they think that Mary and I are traveling with the two men. we crack up, when the waiter, a pleasant fellow from Jamaica - Uton; asks if we have adjourning cabins. We tell him that we've only just met and that we just happened to get on well at dinner in the next dining room. he looks puzzled and asks if we wanted to eat dinner again, I say only dessert and Mary says that she'll have dessert as well. Scotty and Billy have dinner again. Oh No They Didn't.. I think to myself. Mary says it out loud. everyone at the table cracks up, including Billy and Scotty. they say they want to see if the dessert is any different in this dining room, and had to have dinner to truly appreciate it. These are two very sharp cards, and we know that they will be our dinner companions again, at least once during this cruise.

Billy and Scotty drove to the cruise from Oklahoma, and we thought we drove a long way,, wow. they would be embarking on another cruise ship, the Windstar when they disembark the Sea. What a Life I thought,, Mary again said it out loud, and again Billy said, You got that right Girl. I just Love these Guys. Billy, a 40 something white house husband has a long pony tail that reaches his behind; and Scotty is a 50+ year old real estate genius who's shared his life with Billy happily for the past 15 years. how wonderful to run into two free spirits in the midst of all this pretention. such a breath of fresh air. when the dessert tray is passed and it's the same thing, Billy Says to Mary now how do we know its from the same kitchen, Mary looks at me and bursts out laughing, along with everyone else at the table including the Waiters. it was a moment that should live in cruise ship history. they tried the other selections that they didn't have at the previous dinner, and agreed that it must have come from the same kitchen. The Waiter - Uton, added that they have one giant oven in the basement of the ship, where they stuff everything on the ship leftover; and a conveyer brings it out the other side replicated into new dished from the old dishes. Scotty coyly added, "like the scallops which must have come from another days recycling",, oops cooking. Yikes, the Maitre'D quickly said ' Oh NO- we cook everything fresh". Fast Mr. Billy added, "Yeah, When.. " it was a very entertaining first dinner to say the least.

 

We went back to the cabin for a nap, I napped, and woke up around midnight. Mary didn't. I dressed and went up on deck to see what was going on, and the ship was silent. not a bar was open outside of the Casino and the Disco. the ship resembled an old folks home. you could hear the snoring when you passed through the halls. When I walked around the deck, there was a security guard who quietly watched and stood in the shadows. probably offering me protection on this sleeping ship, from the things that creep around all night at sea. (more on that later) I went back to my cabin, and slept like a baby. the next day came tooo quickly, but then again let the fun begin.



- Day Two, Tuesday -

I awoke to the picture of a bright blue sky on the tele, and immediately called out to Mary Hey Girl, Look it’s beautiful outside.  It’s warm, says it’s 80 on deck and the Sunshine is so bright.  Lets get up and go get some breakfast.  Mary looked over at me and said, what time is it girl ?  I laughed and said 8’o clock and we need to get up or we’ll miss breakfast in the dining room.  We Dressed and got out of our cabin around 9am, heading straight for the Seven Seas dining room for a full sit down breakfast.   When we arrive there is a short line, but we are seated quickly and immediately offered coffee and pastries.  I have Hot Chocolate and ask about the pastry’s and of course as is my fate, there is nothing in there that I want.  Prune and Cheese Danish seem to be the only flavors that come out of the kitchen, and both are not my favorites so I pass.  The Menu is full of standard breakfast fare, eggs, bacon, ham, sausage, even scotch kippers.   But no turkey products anywhere, why ? .I ask the waitperson Ona, who is ever pleasant and smiling if there is a kosher alternative and she goes to check with the kitchen who suggests that I have Lox.  Oh god no, fish.  Salted red fish,, raw fish.  No way, that means another meal without anything to   eat.  This is getting monotonous, and as well I know that they should have been prepared because I told my travel agent to alert them to my turkey and chicken preferences when I purchased by cruise in October.  I also re-interated it to my passenger courtesy rep when I had called two weeks ago, about the very same issue – food and drinks.  I was assured that there wouldn’t be any problems getting anything to eat at any meal, in any restaurant.  I wasn’t ridiculous in not eating pork, or eggs and I didn’t want to eat prune Danish, or cheese – so what could I do.. well, maybe a fruit plate. 

 

Ona was able to get a plate of fresh fruit prepared for me, and a few slices of wheat toast with strawberry jam and I was satisfied. Even simple tastes can sometime be very difficult to satisfy.  Mary ordered an omelet and scotch kippers.  She seemed to pick through the fish so much that she barely ate any of it.  I know she was not full when we left breakfast because we went up on deck and to the Big Apple buffet where there were lots of pastry’s and juice, cereal and fruit in abundance. Needless to say, we ran into Scotty and Billy who were just getting up, and we enjoy a real breakfast together.  Billy and Scotty always  checked the menu at each of the restaurants to see what would be served, to decide where they were going to eat first, yes I said First, because invariably they ate on Deck at the 11am Poolside buffet; then they moved in and onto the restaurant for the sit down lunch; and then they often went to the Lido Café’s special event restaurant which closed at 3pm.  They made such good choices at each meal that I often enjoyed just accompanying them to watch them eat, just for the reviews, and lively banter.

This was a sea day so there was of course more than enough activity planned on and off deck for the sold out ship.  There were lots of pool deck activities, An Art Auction complete with free champagne; a Wine Tasting with the Sommelier, for an additional $10.00 to cover the cost of the wines and cheese.  A Shore Talk by Al was hosted in the Main Showroom, and was recorded for rebroadcast later during the cruise.  The shore talk focuses primarily on Shopping in Cozumel.  I was very put off by the fact that Al knows veritably nothing about Belize, and has nothing good to say other than to quote him “When venturing out of the tourism village in Belize to walk downtown, you will find very little other than a few small shops, and the Radisson Hotel”.  That was totally bad form for a cruise ship to discourage it’s passengers from visiting the port of a city they visit; and very silly to infer that the capitol of Belize had nothing to do, or see.  Well I am glad I didn’t take the time to physically attend the shore talk, saving myself the trouble of informing Al and the other passengers about the list of things available to do In Belize that day;  as well as the things that I had planned to do in Belize; and as well about the Belize Tourism Booth located in the tourism village. 

* Personal Observation *

NCL should make it a policy to investigate thoroughly the port knowledge, and the Information given in Shore Talks, by anyone conducting shore talks, before subjecting a shipload of passengers to false and quite misleading negative impressions.  Most of the people I spoke with on the cruise who had sailed previously, were on the itinerary for the stop in Belize, and not so much Cozumel, which is standard for most Caribbean cruises.  The tenders to Belize City were smaller vessels capable of carrying up to possibly 100 passengers max each.  There was continuous tender ferry service from the terminal in Belize City back and forth to the ship; This was never mentioned in the shore talk at all.  Several passengers requiring special assistance were in fact misled into thinking that they wouldn’t be able to visit Belize on the Tenders because of the accommodations.  I personally watched one very intelligent and adventurous handicapped chair passenger wheel herself to the gangway. Then her companion and another crew person and the Tender Captain;  assisted in getting her onboard the tender and seated. Her chair was stowed easily, and when we reached Belize City, they disembarked her “First”. Now that’s what I call service, and btw, so did she.  Not a passenger on the tender objected and not a person rushed to disembark before she was assisted off and into her very road worthy chariot. Btw, I saw this woman and her mom down by the lighthouse rolling along happily enjoying the warm lovely day that we had in Belize City. They had been shopping at the crafts market, and also along the main street district, where we found many great bargains on unusual and very exotic spices, sauces, Rum, Belmican Beer, and Postcards.

I took lots of photo’s that afternoon at sea, of fish, birds, the sky and of course folks on board just enjoying themselves.  It was a very lively deck day, with Paella and a rush of activity.  Mary went to the Paella Party, and from all reports there was so much activity that the chefs had to stop serving to get the passengers to line up in an orderly fashion.  I’ve heard of mob scenes before but I had yet to witness one myself the size of what I heard discussed that afternoon during lunch.  Billy loves to wear thongs and to get into the dining room he wears a sarong over them.  They never tell him that he can’t come into the dining room because they admit women wearing sarongs over their swimsuits, and to exclude him would be obvious discrimination.  Billy caused such a commotion when he walked into the dining room in his bright blue batik sarong and floral shirt that I could swear that most of the women in the room went pink with envy.  The boy can wear a sarong, and that long hair is so lovely hanging down.  We were seated at a table with Arnouldo, he was a walking comedy show.  He cracked jokes for our entire lunch seating.  Billy and Mary, who was also equally fashionably attired in a gold dusted tee shirt and white Bermudas with gold mules,, oh yes I said mules at lunch ladies.  Were the stars of lunch.  When they told me about the Paella Riot on deck the people a couple tables over called out, “Oh My God, We were there, and it was unbelievable..”  I thought I was in a movie.

 

The waiters all started to gather around and as they went in and out of the kitchen, they all passed by to hear snippets of the story, since they’d not get to hear much about it until later at the crew bar, when they were finished working. I enjoyed a bowl of soup, a salad and finally I was able to get something that I really wanted, coconut ice cream.  Fresh coconut ice cream.  Luxurious silky cold crystalline treat served in a shining chrome dish, with a shortbread biscuit stuck in for contrast.  It was probably the best desert that I had the entire time I was onboard the ship.  Btw, this Ice Cream was so good to me because I am Lactose Intolerant and can’t have regular dairy products like Milk, or Ice Cream. but this was made from Coconut Milk. 

Mary and I went back to our cabin to enjoy an afternoon siesta like most of the other passengers onboard, and awoke around 5pm with a phone call from the front desk to alert me to a message.  Yes they take messages if you are out of your cabin, and haven’t activated your voicemail.  They also don’t tell you that you have voicemail in any of the cabin literature, and the cabin stewards don’t have any ideas about how it works – only that you should call the front desk for help, yeah right.

There is free champagne in the casino tonight with the captain and everyone is requested to attend and enjoy his hospitality. I elect not to go to the gala, but to instead dash up to the casino to see if the crowd is lively and what’s on sale at the duty free which is in full swing promenade sale mode.  I laugh as Mary dresses finely in a lovely tropical evening suit and gets ready for the pretentious crowds, who are now milling about in the lobby awaiting formal photograph night.  The satin, silk, velvet and lace are breathtaking clouds of color against the glittering backdrop of the moon bathed sea pouring in through the promenade windows wide vista.  I decide instead to look into the dining rooms to see how crowded it is and think about maybe getting in an early dinner.  Oh-no, it’s packed. There are tables open but, it’s tight and I think I better wait a while till this thins out and everyone goes to the captains gala.  Mary goes up the stairs to the showroom and I go back to the cabin to chill and watch TV.  I spent a lot of time in my cabin watching TV since there was very little else onboard that interested me really.  I don’t drink much and already had my refrigerator stocked with rum and coke so I didn’t need to go out to drink, and I could call room service or the dining room and have all my meals sent in if I so desired, at no additional charge.   I also called room service for Ice and Juice or Ice Tea when I was up late at night and every other place other than the Big Apple was closed.  They were fast, friendly and didn’t have too extensive of a menu, but it had something for everyone, even me at 3am.

 

Mary comes back to the cabin about 9pm toasted from the free champagne, and wakes me up.  I am so behind time now that to get dressed for dinner is going to be hard and I’ve got to do something.  I know,, call Christian.  I pick up the phone call the front desk and Mari Beth answers in her usual friendly and familiar tone.  I ask for the dining room and Christian, and she transfers me immediately.  The phone is answered promptly, the person goes and gets Christian the Maitre’D.  Christian in his friendly Austrian tone answers “ Four Seasons Dining Room, Christian, How may I Help ? “  I ask him if it’s possible that I can come to dinner at 9:25 and still get to eat, he says “ Of Course, take your time, I’ll set a table for you”  I ask if Billy and Scotty are there, and he says that they are, and that he will let them know that we will be along shortly.  Talk about Service,, That Christian – I couldn’t ever relay the professionalism and friendliness that he just exudes,, see the photo so you can understand what I’m talking about.  He alone is worth the price of the cruse, and feel free to tell him that I said so.

 

I dress in my normal casual style, with a pressed Khaki Skirt, and a blue and white Nautical sweater, with pearls and simple red sandals. Classy but understated, as Billy and Mary put it.  Those clothes horses should know. When we arrive Christian greets us with a warm handshake and personally seats us, at his table in the corner of the dining room, near a window onto the hallway. It’s like being on display really.  Billy and Scotty join us, for dessert only.  Mary enjoys the prime rib, and I have the baked chicken.  Yes bland and white and with only rice and mixed vegetables.  Then the surprise, the waiter Locksley allows me to order something that I’ve loved since I was a child.. Jell-O, from the kids menu.  Yes Jell-O. I can have dessert with everyone else. They crack up when he arrives with the Jell-O on a plate, decorated with some sliced fruit, and a cookie on the side. That Locksley, he became my waiter at that point. I never ate with any other waiters for dinner from that night on.  Mary and Billy ask if they can have Jell-O, and he tells them “ Sure, if you want it, you can have anything that’s on the menu, she however can have anything that’s on the ship..”  that causes a never ending ripple of ribbing from Billy, Mary and Scotty that will endure through each meal that is served to us, by Locksley.

 

We talk about going up to the disco, but it’s around 11pm the dining room is empty except for us and all the waiters and staff. We are such a special bunch already, picked up by the Maitre’D.  We know from this night on that we are in for some great times in the dining room.  Scotty and Billy as well as Mary decide to meet at the disco around midnight, and I tell them that I am instead going up to the Cigar Club to check out the sing-a-long and the Humidor. We all depart for our separate missions and I end up in the cigar club as it is getting ready to close.  The pianist Cliff, is phenomenal with show tunes and pop hits. The girls at the next table are belting out 60’s hits and show tunes like a professional troop.  The waitress, Belva, a lovely girl from Latvia was cordial and very well informed on Cigars.  She said she didn’t smoke but that if she did, it would have to be cigars.  I tell her that there is nothing like the taste of a great Monte’ Cristo or a Fat Sweet Long Cohiba, with a great sipping rum. She says I sound so convincing, and offers me the menu.  It contains both drinks, Cigars, Cognac, Martinis and Wine suggestions from the sommelier.  The Cigars are a rather unimpressive mix of favorites mostly from the Dominican Republic and of course No Cubans.  Not a single Cohiba, Monte’Cristo or Partegas in sight. Sacrilege I think, to have a Cigar Bar and not have the crème’ de le crème of cigars offered.  They offered lots of honey and fruit soaked cigars, which are not really for connoisseurs like me.  I decided to check out a Mango cigar and see if it had any real taste other than the sugar that was holding it tightly inside it’s cellophane wrapper.  I hold it and think, what should I drink when I smoke something like this.  Oh well another mystery for another day.  I ask for the cigar book, and order a lovely Rum Gimlet and some matches for my Macanudo.  Belva brings the drink and matches quickly, and tells me that they are having last call in 10 minutes.  I sign the tab and thank her for her great service, to bad I couldn’t offer her an individual tip for her fine service.  Freestyle Tipping deprives servers like this of the money that they really should earn.  Which is why NCL looses it’s finest quickly to many other lines, according to folks I met in port who worked formerly for NCL.

 

Gatsby’s - The Cigar and Martini Bar is lovely, well appointed and located on deck 10 near Le’Bistro and the Movable Sushi Bar. I’d spend all my bar time in there if I wanted good service, quiet elegant atmosphere and the quiet entertainment of acoustic piano music.  I gave  Gatsby’s 4 Stars all around, but they need to get some good cigars, and tables outside in the spring under the moonlight would be heavenly.  This should be adjacent to the main deck dining rooms, which would undoubtedly increase passenger use and allow for a more appropriate location.

- Day Three Wednesday, Belize -

We arrive in Belize early in the morning, before sunrise.  I get a 630am wake up call so that I can see the ship, as it’s greeted by the many small tenders who would ferry us to Belize City’s port.  The television broadcast of the sunrise over the ship’s bow was absolutely breathtaking.  I enjoyed getting showered and somewhat dressed, while looking at the deck pics for about half an hour before I could convince Mary to get up. I had left our tag out last night before I retired, for breakfast delivery to our cabin, for 8am; so that we’d miss the dining room fracas that often accompanies a day in port.  The room service attendant delivered our freshly made hot tea, hot chocolate, fresh fruit plates, a fresh croissant and those infernal prune Danish pastries.  Since there was only one croissant I took it, because Mary still wanted to go to the Dining room for a hot breakfast.  I ate sitting on my bed, as she hurriedly showered and dressed for breakfast in the dining room.  When she was ready, we went to the dining room for her breakfast. I had Hot Chocolate, and read the Xeroxed copy port guide.  The very fact that they print one fresh which is readable for Cozumel, and give you an almost unreadable photocopy of a guide for Belize is unbelievable.  Mary and I sit with a lovely woman from California, who is traveling alone and quite independent.  We enjoy talking about our travels and the similarity’s of being 40-Somethings.  She says that the shore excursion talk had almost dissuaded her from going ashore in Belize, but that she was reconsidering it after listening to what we had planned for the day.  I must admit that we had quite a laundry list of items to do while in Belize.  While we were at Breakfast there was a ship wide announcement that anyone who was booked on a shore excursion should report to the showroom for an immediate disembarkation ticket in order to reach their shore excursion in time.  We saw many folks rushing into the elevator who were obviously not going to be going tubing or to the zoo, but just wanted to get off the ship after 2 days of being confined at sea.

 

Many of those quiet looking grandmother types can be lethal with their bags when standing in line waiting to get onto the tenders, so watch who you are standing behind, and give them a little space;  a lady who was not paying attention almost knocked another woman off the tender platform because the woman reached for the handrail to board the tender and her gigantic shopping bag punched the woman behind her, knocking her off balance on the sea moored platform.  So Ladies, take care with those packages and bags when boarding those tenders and disembarking on those sea moored platforms; Especially  like this one in Belize, which pulls up right beside the ship.  Yes it is towed out to the ship, and the ship moors and drops anchor while the tenders pull up alongside this floating sea dock, and pick up passengers to tender to the port. This can be a bit of  an inconvenience if you have any mobility limitations. The folks on the platform and the captain on the tenders, take good care of the passengers and make sure that the boats are securely anchored to the platform so that no one falls.

 (You can see my photo’s of the tendering and Belize Trip in the photo album for this review)

 

Mary and I get tickets in the showroom, ship stickers, and then go back up on the deck to watch the tendering process.  It is at least noon before we are able to get on a tender and into Belize City.  We eat lunch in the Lido Café while we are waiting.  There are various salads, cold cuts, and Hand Carved Roast Beef, Turkey and Ham. All manner of sandwich making materials, slices of various cakes, pies, and cookies are in abundance.  The entire café is full of folks watching the tendering process out of the windows while having lunch, a nice idea indeed.  Mary spots Scotty and Billy. They have a table in the middle and since we have a table by the windows we invite them over.  They come over and we discuss our plans for the day in Belize. Their shore excursion is called for disembarkation, and they leave us sitting and watching the tenders come and go like a small fleet of water taxi’s.  it’s interesting to see how NCL Gets it’s passengers ashore in some locations, and this is one of the most innovative that I’ve enjoyed in my many cruises with them.  Finally at 12:30 they give a general shore call and we depart for deck two.  Mary and I follow the hordes to the disembarkation point and wait our turn to get onto the tender.  The way that they take time to help each passenger get onto the tender safely makes me wonder if they have a special training class for this. It seems so coordinated. Finally it’s our time to get on.  We show our boarding passes and Passports to the security officers and we are through the portal to the platform. When we go down the gangway onto the floating platform, it’s not exactly clear to us what is moving which way; but the moment that you put your foot on that platform, you know.  I move quickly because I can see that the sea swells are moving both the platform, Ship and then there’s the Tender. 

 

When I get to the tender from the gangplank, I get assistance from two gentleman, who literally lift me over the steps onto the tender.  How Nice. next they lift Mary.  We both smile.  We make our way over to the other side of the tender and sit with our backs to the water, on the port side.  This is prime space for a photographer, and I’ve got two empty cards ready to go.  We have a seat next to a nice couple we’ve seen onboard and spoken to several times. They are excited about going to Belize since they’ve been to every other Caribbean port that NCL offers.  They were veterans of at least 20 cruises, and had come strictly to come to Belize.  They were as excited as we were.  Behind Mary was a group of  folks from Tennessee who Fished like Mary.  They were so excited about the possibility of getting a fast fishing charter at the port that afternoon.  They said they had been slightly discouraged by Al’s shore talk, but had already done their own research in advance so they had a good idea of what they wanted to do in Belize.  We told them that we rented a car for the day, rather than doing a shore excursion since it seemed more logical to use to spend the money to really see Belize instead of just the inside of a tour bus for the same money. They said they agreed, and had made email arrangements with a fisherman who would be meeting them at the tourist village water taxi stop to take them fishing for a half day for less than $100.00 for four of them, including Rum punch and Bait,  the captain was throwing in the use of his poles since they were traveling on a cruise ship.  Talk about Belizean Hospitality, Yeahhh Mon !!!

 

We take off when the tender is full and we head off to Belize City, passing many smaller cayes, and enjoying the warm ocean spray on our arms and faces.  Everyone onboard was treated to a short waterfront tour by the tender captain on entering the harbor.  We all sat quietly excited as we pulled into the bustling port of  Belize City, Belize C.A.  Everyone disembarked the tender with the assistance of the tender captain and his staff, and NCL Port staff easily.  The dock is busy with activity from vendors, water taxi’s and visitors anxious to see all there is to see in the tiny colonial capitol. Mary and I enter the Belize Tourist Village and find a courtyard atmosphere complete with live musicians, tourist board reps handing out information, and various other tour operators soliciting for day tours, and water taxi excursions to the close-by tropical and exotic cayes.  We have a reservation for a car rental from Crystal Car Rentals and Tours;  they are located conveniently in the shopping craft park just outside the doors of the building.  Our first stop is at the currency exchange, like lots of other folks.  The 2 for 1 exchange rate makes it a pleasure to exchange my little cash for their hand full of brightly colored bills and artfully cut coins.  I get a map from the lady at the tourist board, and give her my business card.  She asks if I will have time to stop at their main offices by the swing bridge, and I tell her that we are only there for the day.  She gives us a hug, and tells us to ask anyone on the street if we are lost and we’ll be easily directed.  I ask her if the reports of crime are true, and she tells me that they are exaggerations and that most crime recently has been tourists getting drunk and not minding their safety.  The police presence was clear, but not at all foreboding, as it is in Cozumel. ( more on that later )  We find Crystal easily in the lot outside in a small log cabin, clearly marked.  The lady’s in the office are pleasant when we enter the office, and immediately ask us if we’d like a cool drink. 

 

They have the reservation prepared and the car is ready and waiting in the lot for us. It’s already chilled out from the 90 degree Belizean Heat with the A.C. on low, and the radio playing low.  We go over a few basics on the rental, exchange the necessary info and we’re off. It takes us all of 10 minutes. If I could get such service at these computerized locations in the us and Europe.  The lady who goes over the car with me, gives me all kinds of good tips on parking, which is important since its scarce downtown; to where the petrol stations are for the refill before return of the vehicle. We get a nice clean new 2002 blue ford escort. 4 doors, ac, clean and nice. Our waiter Locksley is in the port and spots us, we invite him along and he graciously accepts since he says he never comes ashore in Belize.  We head out on the one way road from the tourist village and round the corner heading for the main shopping district. It takes us all of two minutes and we are on the main street in the middle of a bustling shopping district. It’s complete with all the normal smell, sights, sounds and lively activity of most Caribbean ports. There are street vendors hawking food, and drinks. Spiritualist begging for change for their missions, higglers selling their wares out of dressed up shacks and carts all along the many small lanes that jutted off the main street.  We were in search of either James Brodie or Ro-Macs, the largest retail food outlets in Belize City.  They were easily located on Albert Street, the Main Business Thoroughfare.  There was no place to park, not a spot to be found on any of the close streets, and not a lot in site.  I turn into an alley behind the Scotia bank Building and there is a car park, with open spaces.  Oh well,, how can I do this ??  I ask Locksley if he’d mind car sitting while we went and shopped quickly, since it was already 1:30 and he had to be back at the pier by 4:30.  He said “No Problem Mon, go shop I’ll watch your car “

 

With that Mary and I dashed away with our shopping bags in hand and purses strapped on securely for the hunt.  We went across the street peering into the windows of various and sundry stores selling all matter of items.  Some of them familiar to me as a child of Caribbean lineage; and some that seem indigenous and required my firsthand investigation.  I walked up to a hand tortilla press which had an unusual looking stone plate to examine it’s beautiful lines and unusual plate. The Indian lady behind the counter smiled and asked me if I knew what it was, I laughed and answered in my best Jamaica patois, “Yeah Mon, Me use this nuff at home”. I put it down and thanked her, walking out the door at the opposite end past rows of galvanized tubs nailed to boxes stored on faded pastel shelves, overhead on the walls.  There was Marine paint, House paint and Nail polish all in the same section – how unique I thought.  Maybe American vendors should see this useful logic, and stop plugging up our landfills with loads of paper from useless over packaging.  The clothes in the windows heralded the Hispanic and catholic influences left here after colonialization of the indigenous Belizeans.  We again find Brodie's and enter with gleeful looks, knowing that we will find some great bargains here.  Mary heads straight to the Liquor shop and survey’s the prices.  A lady who manages that section engages here and tells her to go to the Red House around the corner for the best prices on liquor.   I overhear her, and return a bottle of Coconut Rum to the brimming shelf.. the Belmican beer is in two types, so I get one bottle of each, since I have no intentions of taking a full six pack back home on a plane after this cruise.

I decide to still get a bottle of Parrot Special Rum, because I hear it is hard to find, and Anejo.  I am old a fan of Anejo Rums; and this will certainly make my holidays cheery.  Even the label on the bottle is pretty with it’s brightly colored parrot and festive lettering; besides at $5.00 us it’s a bargain.  I get it and the beer and move out of the liquor store into the grocery store. I am tired of holding all this glass so I get a trolley and head for the spice aisle.  I find all manner of Recanto. I get 3, two regular and 1 hot.  Then I grab some bright yellow Indian curry powder.  It’s color signifies it’s freshness in this case.  The Recanto blocks were less than  .75 cents each us. The Curry was about .50 cents for more than 2oz’s, and it was so fresh.

I spot the condiments and head straight to the Marie's Sauces. I am in Heaven. there is a gentleman standing in front of the sauces looking at them and smiling as I walked up. He looked at me, and said in a french accent " Do you know which one is the best ? " I smiled back and replied that I planned to buy all of Maries' sauces and test them out for the first time. I also admitted that I was told that they were the most flavorful hot sauces in the condiment section, in Belize. He did exactly as I did, and selected one of each sauce from the shelf and placed them into his also burgeoning hand basket. I picked up the Habanero Jelly and looked at it's lovely label, and he also took a jar. we both smiled at each other, knowing that heat even with sugar can still be lethal. I spotted the Exotic Sauce and grabbed a bottle, pointing it out to him as well, and then the Sweet Orange Hot Sauce. We were truly in Hot Sauce Heaven. a fellow connisour to share a brief moment, in such an exotic locale as this supermarket.

He smiles as he walks away toward the front of the store, as I inspect some caribbean canned goods, on the other side of the aisle. when I head toward the front to checkout, Mary is no where to be found. I know she can't be far, since we often wander away from eachother without saying a word and just somehow miraculously manage to find each other again soon there after, without a word. I placed my trolley into the checkout line behind the other shoppers. when my turn came, I began placing the sauces and spices onto the belt. The cashier and her bagger looked at eachother smiling, then smiling the cashier said to me, " You really Like it Hot". I laughed too, and said " Oh Yes, don't we all..." they asked if I was staying in town, and I admitted to being a cruiseship passenger intown for the day, and in the supermarket even while on holiday. They got quite a laugh out of that one. I paid for the goods, all three bags including Rum, amounted to $30.00 BZ. that's about $15.00 us, what a deal. I asked the ladies if they knew where to get cheap liquor and they said "the Red House around the corner." Little did I know, Mary had already finished looking in the windows of the shops that interested her on Albert St. and was enroute to help me with the packages. She came around the corner of the doorway just as I was taking the heavy glass laden bags off of the check out stand. She asked me if I tried to buy out the store, and of course I laughed again. we headed to the car to drop off this load. enroute we stopped at the cart of a man selling cold coconut water, and sodas, taking one for each of us, we headed on across the street to the car. Locksley was chilling in the car when we walked up, he jumped out to help us get the packages into the trunk of the car. It was Mary's turn to drive, and my turn to dictate the route, as if I knew where we were headed. We got into the car and headed back out onto Albert St, toward the Swing Bridge.

When we spotted the Bridge, we looked at it quickly, as the traffic is nonstop fast, and moving in all directions at once. the fact that we were tourists in a rental car made little difference, it seemed. We turned at the bridge's fork in the road heading across the canal, and into a neighborhood. it resembled most of the english caribbean neighborhoods that I had visited, over the years. It was closely packed, one way streets, and lots of businesses sandwiched in everywhere. We spot it, The Red House. it's is White in fact, but the sign says "The Red House Liquors". we park across the street and go into the store, and check out a huge selection of liquors of every description on shelves covered by wire hurricane fencing. I'm wondering why ? but then it hits me, this is their security system. In the caribbean folks are ingenius, and this was truly neccessity at work. Mary asks for a special liquor, and they have it. she says the price is good, so I ask for my choices and they bring them out to the counter. I must agree with her, because I got three fifths of Rum and was very happy. they even gave us a 2003 Calendar to remember them by. the calendar has some delictible recipes which will no doubt be prepared in my kitchen, far from the Red House in Belize City.

We again take our bagged purchases and head back to the car, this time with Locksley in tow. he is so patient, following us around like this. We get back into the car, and head down the street looking at the people on the lanes as we pass. many smile and wave at us, and we wave back. we see children in school uniforms crossing the canal, and decide to stop. Mary instantly spots some Fishermen selling fish from stalls on the oposite side of the canal. she goes over to chat with them, and Locksley and I follow. they are selling Red Snapper, Yellow Tail Snapper, and some other beautiful local fish. Mary is not impressed. She asks them how much for a half day fishing charter, and one of them answers $300.00. I ask him is that Belezian, or us dollars ? and he answers US. I crack up, along with Mary. Locksley lowers his head and shakes it, laughing at the obvious joke. We tell the man that we get the joke, and we'll be back to see him when we are ready to go fishing. He laughs too. we cross the street and talk to some Rastas standing on the corner selling Water Coconuts, and Sugarcane in small plastic bags ready to eat. I introduce myself, Mary and also Locksley and ask to buy the Coconut Water. the Rasta smiles back and hands me a freshly opened coconut, then he hands one to Mary and Locksley. I ask him how much, and He says to Enjoy the bounty of Jah Rastafari. I am so thankful for this natural refreshment and the kind greeting of the Brethren. We exchange addresses and hug goodbye. it is a wonderful experience indeed. as we walk away Mary says that she is hungry and the dread directs us to a local restaurant, Dot's; Just across the canal, one block down. We get into the car, and wave as we drive away. we find the restaurant easily, park and go in. We enter the Clean simple homestyle establishment. the menu is in chalk on a board above the counter window, where the smiling Chef, and Cashier await our order. Mary orders the Sorrell and Snapper Stew upon the Recommendation of another smiling friendly Rasta Brethren sitting in the restaurant. I introduce myself to him, and he says he is Ras Iley.

We Hug and exchange Rasta Pleasantrys. it is lovely again to meet a nice and pleasant person just looking to share the wonderful goodness of his city with us. Mary orders, the cook instantly serves her, and we sit down at the table with Ras Iley to chat while Mary enjoys her lunch. a very small older indian woman enters the restaurant. she is dressed in a white embroidered peasant top and a yellow satin skirt. she is selling baskets, small sweetgrass handwoven baskets. I take two of them from her hands and examine them. I ask her how much for them, and she says $20.00. I reply to her $10.00 she laughs and reinterates $20.00. I open my purse and count out the few american dollars that remain, and find just $15.00, I hand it to her, and she takes it smiling at me. I ask her if I can take her photo, and she again asks me for some more money. I laugh and reply that she has to know that she has all of my money. She stands next to me and allows Ras Iley to photograph us. Then she holds the baskets while I take her picture with them. She tells us that she came from Guatamala and that she is a Mayan Indian. I am sure that she is. she says that she came by walking, and on the bus. Ras Iley confirms that this is quite normal for the Mayans to move about in this manner. Belize is very near Guatamala and you see many indians in Belize.

We Hug Everyone and take photos as we leave the restaurant to take Locksley back to the Pier, for his return to the ship. We pass a billboard from the Ministry of Health, urging not to bring Aids Home. I of course have to have a photo of that. when we drop Locksley back at the pier, Mary and I decide to go over to the Lighthouse and Pier on the other side of the waterfront. It is lovely, and the plaque says that it's The Bliss Memorial. We park the car beside the road and walk out onto the rocks to check out the water. it is dark and murky, not the Caribbean Blue found out farther from the well dyked shoreline embankments. The water is warm though, and we take pictures and sit and talk for a while; watching the tenders ferry passengers to the various ships anchored off the coastline. It's almost 5pm and we still have to fill up the car with petrol before returning it, for our tender back at 530pm. We pile back into the car, with me driving. we return back to the Shell petrol station nearest the tourist port. I ask the attendant to fill up the tank, and without looking I was defrauded outright by the attendant and then the manager. Mary screamed Stop Stop. the Attendant asked "What..?" Mary said look, the pump says $20.00 that's not possible. What ? I know this is wrong. Mary and I both start looking at the attendant, I ask for the manager, who promptly appears from the office, bad attitude and all. I tell him that there is no way that this car could hold that much petrol when we had only clocked 20 miles on the odometer, which showed it clearly below the speedometer. The lady at the car rental place set it back for us, and said that it might come in handy in a situation like this. Well when I held the money up to pay the attendant, the Manager snatched the money out of my hand, literally tearing it in half. I refused to give him the other half, and asked him to call the local police. He refused. He then blocked my car from moving from the pump while calling me all kinds of names. I think he wanted a Detroit Style Beatdown. I just wasn't in the mood for this, after such a lovely day in Belize. I toss the other half of the torn twenty out of the window and holler that I will be lodging a complaint with Shell and Belize Tourism against his station. Therefore I am warning everyone who goes and rents a car in Belize - Do Not Patronize the Shell Station nearest the Belize Tourism Village - lest you be Hookwinked, Bamboozled and called out of your name. This station manager deserves a full day of hearing Al Discuss why not to go to Belize. Maybe he would understand how powerful one experience can be to ruin a business, and end a career. I followed up after this incident with the Belize Tourism Folks and as well the Folks at Royal Dutch Shell; I am awaiting their responses in regard to the incident. I expect that anyone who visits the page and takes my advice in regards to this incident, Will be Properly " Forewarned and Fore Armed, against this Crooked Manager and Shell Station".

When we arrive back at the car rental office and return the car, we tell them about the incident and they take a report and file it with the manager of the agency; who will be advising their future customers about this incident. We explore the shops at the tourist craftmarket after returning the car, and unloading our huge cache of goods. I stand guard over the goods while Mary Shops and She does the same for me. We find nice teeshirts - Cheap; and some cute little key rings, and I of course Have My Postage Stamps and Cards. we walk back around to the pier and get in line with the others awaiting the final tender back to our ship. We spot Billy and Scotty. they look tired. They see us and come up in line to where we are. the folks behind us say it's not a problem, thank goodness. They had a fun day Tubing and at the beach on one of the cayes, on a shore excursion. they say it was $100. us each. Oh My God I exclaim. Scotty says, " Well Yeah.." Billy chimes in that it wasn't worth it, and that they wished they had gone shopping with us instead. he asks us what goodies we came back with, and the Tender begins to load. We find seats together and enjoy the breezy sunset ride back to the ship. the sunset is absolutely breathtaking. When we arrive back at the floating pier alongside the ship, many of the passengers required more assistance because the swells had increased since our departure. I was assisted with my bags by Billy and Scotty. Mary, Billy Scotty and I all went through the security check and xray just fine, with no confiscations. there was a warning somewhere posted that liquor may be confiscated upon reboarding. we didn't hide any of the fifths that we returned with, and neither did anyone else. we saw nothing confiscated. only the duty free purchased liquor was being held in bond at the security access point. it was in cases marked with cabin numbers and Passenger Names. that must be the key, don't buy it at the duty free if you want to have it in your cabin.

I was tired from the port call, and decided to have dinner ensuite. Mary met Scotty and Billy for Dinner, where I understand they enjoyed Lobster and Shrimp, at the pasta cafe on the pool deck. I slept and watched a movie on tv. for dinner I enjoyed a Caesar Salad and pot of Long Island Ice Teas. I needed to chill out and I was gonna do it, for at least a few hours before tonight somehow. It was Caribbean Night on the ship and the theme included a Caribbean Deck Party commencing around 10pm, outside under the stars on the Pool Deck. This was absolutely the trick to getting folks out of their cabins and drinking after dinner on this night. The featured drink - the Rum Runner was Festively Served in a whole Pineapple - top included. It was delicious, and priced right at $5.95 each. The trays were emptying as fast as they hit the deck. There was also a Caribbean BBQ, complete with Shrimp, Grilled Chicken, and Steak. The ondeck music and dance party was highlighted with a Drag Show of Men; all imitating Carmen Miranda. they were lined up in the elevator lobby when I departed the mayhem of the party for the quiet of my cabin, at around 1030pm. I was ready for a good nights sleep after two of those lethal pineapples. I can't tell you when Mary came in because I was knocked out happily so.


- Day Four Thursday, Cozumel Mexico -

I awake at around 8am to the sound of Mary singing, as the TV is giving the Cozumel Weather Report. The ship's bow cam shows a beautiful clear blue sky. We dress quickly and head for the dining room, which is emptying out. I decide to skip the breakfast drama today, and just go upstairs and have a nice fruit plate and pastries. Mary comes too. When we look out of the windows of the ship, we see Soldiers walking along the pier between the ships carrying Machine Guns - FLN's, I am Terrified. We both wonder Why were we not told about this by Al the Shore Excursion Specialist ? This is apauling. The fact that NCL would knowingly negate the fact that when entering Mexico we would be subject to being shot by Kids with Automatic Weapons. I ate slowly and so did Mary. We watched as folks disembarked the ship, taking the mini pedicabs that waited outside the gangway, down to the entrance of Punta Lagosta. about 11am We get off the Ship, when we see that the machine guns are gone, and we feel somewhat calmer. when we exit the ship, we are immediately drawn to the view of the aft of the NCL Sun which is berthed directly ahead of us. It is Humongeous. Lovely and Bright, with Balconys full of People looking across the lagoon at Cozumel. There are no balcony's on the NCL Sea and in comparison it may be worth it to spend a few dollars more to enjoy the view from your own balcony, when you're into chilling as much as I am. Next time I cruise, there will be a balcony on my stateroom shopping list for sure.

We take photo's standing in the port, as we did in Belize and continue walking down the pier toward Punta Lagosta. The water is the most perfect shade of turquoise. it is a shade that cannot be described, and must be seen. I took pictures of some Eels swimming near the hull of the Celebrity Vessel that was docked in the berth across from us, at the end of the pier. Mary thought the water was magical, and so did another gentleman who was also standing just looking into the lagoon at the end of the pier, with us. as we approach the entrance to Cozumel's waterfront shopping district, a man holding a placcard for Budget Rent a Car jumps out at us. He is cute so I stop and listen to his speel. he has a good deal on a car so we decide to go upstairs and rent a car and really enjoy Cozumel this visit. Mary and I had each visited Cozumel on previous cruises and never left this waterfront area. I rent a Geo, and we get in and take it out of the lot and onto the road. Mary is Driving so that I can take photo's as usual.

we pass through the main shopping district in the Waterfront, and a few smaller shopping blocks before we come to the roadsign pointing to the road which leads toward the ruins of Chichen Itza, and for us the Beach. we drive into neighborhood streets and wave at little kids and old people who wave as we drive past. we go back out onto the main road and begin to see signs for cheap blankets and tee shirts. voila, the booty. we stop at a small roadside souvenir shop; where we see a woman standing out front holding a child. we look around, and she is very friendly and helpful. we pick out several blankets and I get a carved Black Coral Dolphin Charm. the total is less than $10.00 a piece. we get back into the car and continue down this asphalt road filled with rental cars, pick up trucks, dune buggys and motor scooters. everyone seems to be heading in the same direction we are, to the beach. We see a sign for silver jewelry and stop. Mary gets a great deal on a bracelet, and I attempt to buy a Cohiba or Monte Cristo, but the prices are higher than I pay normally across the bridge in Windsor. so No Sale for Me. we pile back into the tracker and head to the beach. we pass several beach bars, with parking lots full. I spot a beach pull off and Mary wheels the ORV In easily. This Beach is Heaven. the tide is wild, crashing and swelling. rolling and receding into foam; never revealing it's true coastline. This is San Francisco Beach, one of the Most Beautiful on the Island, and also one of the most remote.

As we drive up the coast I take lots of photos; It's Hot and we're hungry, so we decide to get some lunch. We stop at the Lovely Playa Bonita Beach; to take more pictures. as the beach is Natural and the waves are fairly calm, is a great place for a quick swim in the surf. A mile up the road you'll find Coconuts, On The Bluff - a restaurant with great hilltop views of the Caribbean; Their fantastique food, gigantic drinks and Great Friendly Service make it worth the wait to eat here. Behind the restaurant are several small lagoons where you can see numerous native birds.

When you drive the cross-island highway you'll come to the ruins of San Gervasio. There on the opposite side of the road is the Rasta Bar, a seaside Reggae Taqueria. They were closed, but we couldn't resist taking pictures with Bob Marley, on the steps. Just up the road is the Chankannab National Park. a Lovely beachfront nature preserve with water sports, chairs for rent and some of the best sea views on the entire island. The cruise ships offer organzied excursions to Chankannab National Park, for the day running around $50.00 pp. if you travel independantly you can save yourself a lil bit of money for Souveniers. The cost to enter Chankannab National Park is only $5.00 us pp. Beachlovers can rent a beach chair for $3.00, and get roundtrip taxi fare for less than $10.00 from the Pier to Chankannab National Park. there are snacks and drinks available at the park store near the entrance. as well there is a large Super Mercado just up the road which stocks everything you could ever want. This store is the mexican version of Walmart - stocked to the ceiling and priced to go; I highly suggest you stop here for any liquor or small souvenir purchases; as they take credit cards, and offer english speaking service with a smile. Additionally I suggest this diversion for those less inclined to shop, and who want to really just cool out on the beach in Cozumel. There are several bars close to the park so you'll never be far from a Cold Cerveza and Warm Taco. the advice most people get about not eating in Mexico, is to be taken with a grain of salt. My Advice is to be careful what you eat and where, Always. use common sense, and eat cooked food served only at the correct temperature - that means Warm food Warm, cold food cold - from clean restaurants. I normally avoid mixed drinks because of the ice cubes used to chill them, in favor of beer served in glass bottles, still capped when I receive it. I also buy bottled water to drink when in Mexico - because I don't want to tempt Montezuma's Revenge on my holiday.

When we had enjoyed the day, we moved back toward the pier, to take our purchases from the Super Mercado and various crafts shops back to the ship; so that we could enjoy our last drink at Carlos and Charlies, as is our tradition. We took a pedi cab back to the ship, and deposited our parcels in our stateroom. we took the time to freshen up a bit, and then quickly pass back by the dining room to check the menu. then it's back out onto the pier for our sunset picture and final fun at the waterfront Punta Lagosta. When we return we check the car back in at Budget - and walk through the mall directly down the steps and up the street to Carlos and Charleys. The Doorman takes our Photo's in the Cut-outs out front and we decide to forgo the drink in favor of hitting a few more stores for last minute gifts. I buy a brightly batiked Pareo and several good quality Tee Shirts; I find the best Humidor on the waterfront, and and get my treasured Cohiba, and Monte Cristo's. I know these will be the enjoyment of my visit to Gatsby's later this evening, and tomorrow when we are trapped at sea. I bargain hard, and get two delicious non mexican embargoed cuban cigars wrapped; carefully and enclosed in tubes for safe keeping. Mary finds a Silver Bracelet, and gifts for her God Baby. we then decide to head to the Pier as it's approaching the time to take our sunset photo here in Cozumel.

This story will be concluded March 28, Here at this very same website. More Photos will be added, along with a recipe book, electronic postcard rack and a direct link to each of the items mentioned in the travelogue.


We Hope to see you, March 28, 2003
Enjoy and Bon Voyage,


Honey Chiles
~RE Ausetkmt
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